S9 E1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

S9 E2: People Who Love Peepholes

S9 E3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food

S9 E4: Nine Magic Fingers

S9 E5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

S9 E6: The Squat and the Hover

S9 E7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

S9 E8: Thank You for the Intercourse

S9 E9: Frodo's Headshots

S9 E10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S9 E11: What a Lovely Landing Strip

S9 E12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!

S9 E13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S9 E14: A Possum on Chemo

S9 E15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S9 E16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S9 E17: Not in My Mouth!

S9 E18: The War Against Gingivitis

S9 E19: Palmdale, Ech

S9 E20: Grandma's Pie

S9 E21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

S9 E22: Why We Gave Up Women

S9 E23: The Straw in My Donut Hole

S9 E24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!